waitwhut
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used up all my sick days at work. calling in dead.
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- my social studies teacher: got an issue? grab a tissue.
- 2 guys in my class: *walks up to the tissue box, grabs 10 tissues* what do i do with it now?
- teacher: cry into it
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that would be the best surprise ever omg
:OOOOO
no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these
you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for another coke
but you get another polar bear
and you’re like hm that was weird but hey i got two polar bears that’s pretty cool
but it kEEPS HAPPENING
OVER AND OVER
you get more and more frustrated each time
eventually you give up and sit down on the floor and cry, surrounded by small plushie polar bears
you’re so thirsty
you never wanted this to happen
all you wanted was a coke
well that escalated quickly
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i need help..
i have this problem where i ask my mom to buy me food from the store but she always forgets what i want so i have to go with her if i want something. but i’m too lazy to go with her. but then i get hungry.
does anyone see my problem?
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love your mom <3
there was a boy and his mother.
his mother had one eye.
as a kid, the boy was embarrassed by his mom.
he never invited friends over.
he never took pictures with her.
he never went out in public with her.
as he got older, he grew up but he never visited his mom.
she was about to die so she decided to tell her son the truth.
she wrote a letter and told him that the reason that she only had one eye was because she gave it to him.
when he was a child, he was in an accident and lost his eye.
his mom gave up one of her eyes so that her son would have both.
she passed away the day he received and read the letter.
he never got to say, “i’m sorry, i love you”
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math just got important
ask someone if you can borrow money and just buy them both. problem solved.
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this account is followed by the president
that’s how you know he has his priorities straight
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Mario and peach look like they’re clapping sarcastically before murdering another victim
and Yoshi’s like, “OMFG I’M A T-REX THAT CAN CLAP”
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